
I got a stupid ticket yesterday for "failure to follow a traffic device". Here's the full story. Thursday night I was feeling like I NEEDED some retail therapy. Well, I've done such a POOR job at managing my finances over the years that we've now decided Shelly should be in charge of our finances and I basically get an allowance. It's too bad it's come to this but it's my own dang fault because I rely on way too much retail therapy.
Anyway, I decided I wanted to stop at Barnes and Noble on my way home from work. I love to book shop. Shelly's take was there is nothing we need, we just ordered a new bedroom set, so a stop at B&N wasn't necessary. I gave in and came home. Well, Friday morning I still needed my B&N fix. I decided I'd stop on my way to work so that I could shop and get a Starbucks. 
The road in front of B&N is under construction and they've removed the turning lane. But hey, no one was coming, so I turned any way. Then I saw the red lights.
Stupid cop was sitting in the parking lot just waiting for me. I pull over, he comes to my window, and asks if I know why he stopped me. Immediately all those episodes of COPS Shelly makes me watch comes flashing into my mind. The thing that irritates me the most is those idiots NEVER accept responsibility! It's always, "I don't know how it got there.", "I don't understand what I did wrong.", "I don't know how this joint found it's way into my mouth.", and on and on. So, now that I'm a criminal, and likely to appear on the next episode of Utah COPS, I decided to tell the truth! "Yes sir, I know why you pulled me over." In the back of my mind I'm thinking this will some how get me out of the ticket. He simply says, "Thank you for being honest. I'll be right back." He comes back with a damn ticket! Stupid cop. Then, while I was in B&N he proceeded to ticket four more brazen criminals turning into the parking lot. Isn't there something else our tax dollars could go towards? I understand you've got to meet a stupid quota or something. But really, let's target real criminals!
In the end, it's the universe's way of telling me I should have listened to Shelly in the first place. I left with only buying a coffee because instead of a new book I ended up with a ticket. Oh, and Shelly, loved saying, "I told you a B&N trip wasn't necessary."
Enough ranting. Time to get busy catching up on work email. We have an OB appointment on Tuesday. Let's see if Shelly's really gained weight this month!



